He rarely gets new spells or tricks.Ĭonrad is a pornographer who lives in a hidden studio in some forest. Some wobbufeut that you fight 6 or 7 times throughout the game. Cynon appears every so often, but rarely ever tells you anything useful. She really doesn't do anything other then act as Clair's sidekick. Karen is the most neglected of all the RTP sprites-the black lady with green hair and goggles. He speaks like an internet noob, and as the game progresses, his dialogue seems to get worse.
Brian is the typical non-RTP sprite that is re-sprited to resemble Alex. This is evidenced by the fact she uses 'like' every 2 or 3 words.
In fact, if Athena was any oranger, she would bleed citrus. Gratz is an Armored Clown.Īthena dresses like a street hooker, and has the mentality of an orange girl. In this case, it's the fact that there are more female characters then there are male characters. The conservative party member who can't accept a certain thing.
You are Clair, a character dragged into this world by Cynon to put an end to this stupid story and to point out all the problems with it.Ĭlair is the protagonist, a non RTP sprite that just wants to screw around and smack people around. The Dark Lord was defeated by a Legendary Sword-Toting Hero. Generica, a world of generic stuff, has not had a war in 1000 years, ever since the Dark Lord emerged with his army of Non-RTP people, enslaving the world.
